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"10% luck... 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember *the game.*"
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."
"Wife: What did I ask you to do? Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there."
"What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant."
"My brain knows that there's a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack."
"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."
"I was having sex with a hot girl yesterday and she kept yelling someone else's name. Do you know anybody by the name of ""rape""?"
"How many dicks do you have to suck before you know you're gay? Three, two for fun and one just to make sure."
"- I like to travel in first - But is expensive, is not? - Yes, I have already broken three cars!! European joke..."