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Joke of the Day
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"White girls: You do know Nutella has been around for more than 50 years and is terrible for you, right?"
"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"
"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"
"What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions? Spocrates."
"Q: How do dogs order eggs at restaurants? A: Pooched."
"If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated."
"What do you call a security guard in a jumping castle? A Bouncer"
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"