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Joke of the Day

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"

"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."

"I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear"

"it's 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science."

"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."

"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."

"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"

"""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" ""Can't touch this."" --MC Hammer giving a Museum tour"