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Joke of the Day

"African American Letters. They are all blackmail."

"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."

"Why was Jimmy Glasscock bad at hide and seek? You could always see him coming."

"What are Mario's overalls made of? **DENIM DENIM DENIM.**"

"I want to invent a nap time machine, which is a time machine that takes you to times you could've napped and didn't."

"My family tried an ""Unplugged Evening"", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana"

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."

"I've pre-planned my funeral to include a 32 minute montage of the times I've accidentally waved hello to someone waving to someone behind me."

"What is the sound of a homophobic magician? ""POOF!"""