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Joke of the Day
"How do we know pineapple makes semen taste better? Word of Mouth"
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"A Russian doctor is treating his patient. *""Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety.""* *""Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?""*"
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"A mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
"It's kinda bullshit that carpenter ants can't even build IKEA furniture."
"Guess what? Chicken butt!"
"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."
"I'd make a joke about desecrating animal corpses But it would just be beating a dead horse."
"People keep getting mad when I say I'm a God.... ... They all say I have a me complex"