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Joke of the Day

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"What's the Difference Between Being Hungry and Horny? Where you put the cucumber!"

"What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance? ""Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"""

"Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom."

"What do you call a duck that likes to steal? A Robber Ducky!"

"What do you call a prostitute with her hands up her own skirt? Self Employed"

"Someone is yelling! The voice is familiar... How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman? Or, Laurie? Hefner or Grant? - Horton Hears a Hugh"

"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."

"I like my beer how I like my violence... Domestic"

"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""