12154

Joke of the Day

"Girl in front of me at the store this morning bought a Kool-Aid Burst and a big Slim Jim. Heroes walk amongst us, folks. Real life heroes."

"A 6'-6"" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1"" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married."

"Dishes are like boyfriends. My roommate should really stop doing mine"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !"

"TIL 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions."

"What does a Mon Calamari terrorist say? Allahu Ackbar!"

"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings in a house fire."

"I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but fell asleep. Edit: WOW my top post is now a bestiality joke. Thanks guys :)"

"What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to 7 trees:)"