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Joke of the Day

"Got my grades today... ... and I got an A+ in on my Hepatitis test!"

"Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house? because he has gnocchi"

"If I fave ur tweet on a Friday night pls know I'm doing it from the party club, where I am partyclubbing with my [opens dictionary] friends"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Who needs light bulbs under a glass ceiling?"

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too."

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"I can never remember if it's ""laying"" or ""lying."" Anyway, I hit a dude with my car and he's doing one of them in the middle of the road. :("

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."