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Joke of the Day

"Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"

"Why was red sad? Because he was feeling blue"

"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."

"Why is Santa so Jolly? Cause he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I tried finding work as a Saudi executioner... ...but I couldn't get ahead."

"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."

"Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it.. Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes"

"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."

"I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, ""if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"""

"I just slapped my phone out of my mom's hand like it was a live grenade because she started scrolling thru my photos."