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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"If you are brave, clever and skillful, go home. You're drunk!"

"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."

"China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, ""Are you ok?!?"" He replied, ""I am fine, thank you, and you?"""

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."

"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."