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Joke of the Day
"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
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"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."
"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."
"What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book? In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care."
"Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise."
"What sport are Mexicans best at? Cross country."
"Your mom... Your mother is so classless, she could be marxist utopia."
"top baby names for 2015: Bareth, Robaldo, Gunblayde, Terby, Gulb"
"ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts"
"So women draw their eyebrows on daily, and nothing is said. I sharpie on a beard for movember and suddenly everyone has something to say."