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Joke of the Day
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"
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"this 'donkey kong' aspires to humanity through the gesture of the necktie. yet it is the hoarding of his wealth that truly makes him human"
"Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'"
"Kim Kardashian's butt Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks? A: Silicon Valley."
"I was gonna make a joke about cows... But it's terribull"
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
"How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise."
"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."
"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."
"What's the best part of having sex with 25 year olds? There are twenty of them."