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Joke of the Day

"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"

"One time I actually found a magic lamp with a genie inside but it was back in 2005 so that's why I have three Motorola Razrs."

"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill."

"Pennies from heaven would actually be quite devastating."

"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"Would you like to make me wine? Join everyone stomping my grapes."

"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"

"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."

"I love being complimented on my parking skills! Someone even left a note on my windshield saying ""parking fine""."

"The average guy's response when asked if he does anal. Yeah, I'm in to that shit."