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Joke of the Day

"NASA: what makes u qualified for our mission to mars? ME: i desperately want to be shot into deep space, where there are definitely no geese"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood."

"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."

"So i just came back from a transformers convention... ...and boy, are my arms tires!"

"Was rooting for my friend who was collecting the works of a prolific ancient greek artist found out the name of this artist is ""Circa"""

"Breaking News - in Hong Kong, a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint CNN reports that both crews are marooned"

"50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet? Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover! Girl 1: And the index? Girl 2: Exhausted..."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"What is the first sign of spring? Two rednecks carrying a heater into the pawn shop."