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Joke of the Day
"How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably one but you can't generalise."
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"There are 400 billion birds in the world, 250,000 planes, and one Superman. So, in answer to your question - probably a bird."
"What do you call a dinosaur with too much power? A tyrant-osaurus rex!       I'll see myself out..."
"Lol (sorry for my bad english)"
"911: what's your emergency? me: I taught my Dad how to text 911: the problem ma'am? me: he CALLS to say ""yeah, got ur text"""
"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."
"Black eye Tom: ""Hey buddy, howya do...whoa! who gave you that black eye? Sam: ""My wife"" Tom: ""I thought she was out of town for the weekend."" Sam: ""So did I."""
"Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition)"
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"The last time I stayed in a hotel I asked for a wake up call. So the next morning the front desk called me and asked ""What are you doing with your life?"" ""I'm up."""