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Joke of the Day

"My friends say I'm like a candle. If you forget I exist, so help me God, I'll burn your house down."

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game; Rich people can go to jail."

"Yellowstone park rangers have discovered a Grizzly that only eats cheese... ... it's a Camembert."

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."

"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."

"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."

"How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling"

"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"

"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."