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Joke of the Day

"Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk..."

"Cinderella is my favorite story about women who fight over a man who doesn't even remember what a woman he spent the night with looks like."

"Why does Godzilla go to temple? because he's a kaiju"

"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."

"The best way to stop uninvited guests from stopping by your home is to always answer the door naked."

"making cookies? be sure to save some of the dough so you can start gorging while they're baking"

"Cheer Up. Right now, somebody, somewhere, is thinking about you naked."

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper"

"What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli"