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Joke of the Day

"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"

"How do you make both God and Satan angry at you? You rape Satan's wife."

"if I were in a comic book I would never wear clothes, I would just constantly scream a huge speech bubble over my body"

"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"

"Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people."

"What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!"

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is tearing my family apart"""

"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."