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Joke of the Day

"If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine."

"I fall asleep every night While browsing the chlora forum"

"I wonder if Ronald McDonald sadistically cackles as he bludgeons innocent chickens and uses clown magic to turn them into nuggets."

"I got a restraining order from the Costco bagel sample lady."

"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"

"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"

"What do snakes take to combat their allergies? Anti-hissss-tamines!"

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"Of course there's a financial crisis in Greece. How much yogurt could they possibly sell."

"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"