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Joke of the Day

"Black people love boom boxes .. I hate to generalize, but it's their stereotype ;-)"

"When colleges ask for my leadership activities... ""I'm a mod on reddit."""

"i'm undressing you with my ey... oh god, no no no i'm redressing you."

"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."

"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."

"How does it feel to be out of coffee? Depresso."

"Actual warning I saw in a pamphlet: ""You may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth."" Oh shit...."

"Let's hear your best ""my penis is so big"" jokes My dick is so big that at birth, instead of spanking me, the doctor smashed me with a bottle of champagne"

"I still have a lot of teen angst You wouldn't understand"