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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga"
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"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"
"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."
"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."
"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""
"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"
"What do they say about building an erotic statue? ""If you build it they will come."""
"Did you hear about the patch of fog that entered the spelling bee? It wasn't very good but they gave it a precipitation medal."