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Joke of the Day

"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"

"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."

"Worst joke:joker said I'm not a joker"

"Yo, Hillary, I'm really happy for you, and I'ma let you finish... ...but the World Trade Centre had one of the best collapses of all time! One of the best collapses of all time!"

"I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me."

"If they make a new Contra game with the original one as a minigame inside it... Will it be a contraception?"

"In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China."

"If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton."

"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."

"A Response To The Stupid ""What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke"" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that."