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Joke of the Day
"What do snakes take to combat their allergies? Anti-hissss-tamines!"
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"Had the words ""I love you"" tattoed on my dick. Wife made me remove it because... she said I was always trying to put words into her mouth."
"I hate spelling errors... You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"What is Palpatine's favourite breakfast pastry? Coruscant"
"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"
"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"
"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."
"Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan? Cos the sine said so!"
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."