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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes it looks like I'm flashing gang signs, but really I'm just trying to get Scotch tape off my hand."

"Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon."

"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"

"What do you call a man who's on fire? Bernie."

"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."

"The only time I want the carpet to match the drapes is when I'm dating a bald headed girl."

"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."

"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"

"What did the comedy coach tell his worst student after his practice? ""Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"""