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Joke of the Day
"Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon."
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"Being the life of the party doesn't mean being the whore of the night."
"Don't apologize because you haven't tweeted in a while. No one cared."
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac newton died a virgin"
"Why did Suzie fall down the stairs? I pushed her"
"Dont think about tomorrow because thats when the judge starts using the term premeditated."
"What do you call a blind buck? No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear."
"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""
"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"
"""Mommy, mommy, mommy, mom, mom, mommy, mom, mommy!"" -Mormon kids"