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Joke of the Day
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"
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"What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals? For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving."
"My gynecologist didn't think my ventriloquism skills were as charming as I did."
"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."
"What does your mom and a truck have in common. They both carry a wide load."
"Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too"""
"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."
"My goldfish died. The good news is I'm inheriting a tiny treasure chest."
"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."
"I'm from the 80's. We ate cookies instead of deleting them."