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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? The woman in church has hope in her soul."

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."

"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."

"shit i lost the instructions to my shampoo and now there's blood EVERYWHERE"

"[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks."

"Click here for spoilers Microorganisms Humidity Light Heat"

"(Original) did you know that if you squeeze one of your balls hard enough you'll cum? Because sooner or later you'll bust a nut"

"I am so much angry!!! I just might go Super Saiyan!!!"

"The zoo is a really bad place to pick up cougars. I thought that one was flirting with me and now I'm missing most of a hand and bleeding. Please send paramedics."