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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell the difference in an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Taste"
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"Which trees have the most friends? The poplar ones."
"Why did the bread machine go to see a therapist? It was too self-loafing."
"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."
"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"
"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."
"I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""