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Joke of the Day

"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""

"[Justice League HQ] Batman: Hahaha *changes his HBO GO password and doesn't give the new one to The Flash*"

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory."

"You've never been truly drunk until you've had to use a bar-stool as a walker to get home."

"What do you call a Jamaican Proctologist? Pokemon"

"I read a magazine article about a population increase in Hawaii. The author was Commonawannalaya."

"I like my weekdays like Marx likes his societies. Classless."

"why do gorillas have such big nostrils? because they have big fingers"