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Joke of the Day

"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."

"My girlfriend just broke up with me... ...it's all cool though, she said we could still remain cousins."

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"

"your momma so fat I'm seriously concerned for her health"

"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."

"Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"

"What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why? Because they like to pump kin."

"I can remember my first day at school The teacher looked at me during register and asked, ""Are you chewing?"" I said, ""No, chewing is probably one of the foreign kids, my name is David."""

"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."