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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bread machine go to see a therapist? It was too self-loafing."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"Where do post go when they die in Reddit? Everywhere else."

"The police caught me while I was spraypainting graffiti. I tried to deny it, but the writing was already on the wall."

"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."

"Apparently, 4 people die every year trying to put their pants on... - me, explaining to my (ex)boss why I went in with no pants"

"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."

"The term ""Grammar Nazi"" is no longer as common It is now called the ""alt-write""."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response."