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Joke of the Day
"If she is married or has a boyfriend make sure she swallows the evidence."
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"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"
"What's the most believed oxymoron? Peaceful muslims"
"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."
"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."
"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
"What were the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima? ""What the fuck was tha . . ."""
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."
"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"
"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"