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Joke of the Day
"Well, I just had this Epiphany, but I'm a little worried ... I think she might be underage."
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"Understanding women"
"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."
"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"
"How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb."
"My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company..."
"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."
"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"
"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."