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Joke of the Day
"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."
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"I think there should be a small amount of weed in every first aid kit."
"Q: What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities? A: party poopers"
"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Women, If you could just go ahead, get a plane & spell it out in the sky for us, that'd be greeeat. Sincerely, Men"
"I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage."
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."
"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"
"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."