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Joke of the Day
"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"
Next Joke
"Don't joke about 9/11. My father died that day. I clearly remember what the last words he said to me were. ''Allahu Akbar''"
"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say, ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"Who was the marketing genius who decided to call killer whales ""killer whales"" instead of ""sea pandas""???"
"RIP Robin Williams I dont think hes coming back through a board game this time though"
"Just bought a Tupac of Eminems for 50 Cents It was Ludacris!"
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"What did the Irishman say about Batman and Superman's fathers? They were both Martha Fockers"