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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a radioactive Angler? Nuclear fishin'"

"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."

"I guess it was George Michaels...... Last Christmas."

"Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle."

"My daughter wants to know when the hamster we ""planted"" in the garden will start growing."

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"Ever heard of the 68 position? You go down on me now and I'll owe you one."

"What do you call a mean general? General Average"

"4yo: When you're 9, you can drive Me: Pretty sure you have to be older 4yo: Some people can drive at 9 Me: A little older 4yo: Ya, it's 9"

"I thought I would have to kill my bitch of a wife, but then she suffocated on saran wrap. I was so Glad."