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Joke of the Day
"Understanding women"
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"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."
"How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know either, I walked out early too."
"An ex girlfriend of mine had a Cockatoo, that fucking thing would never shut up ... but her bird was cool."
"Conversations get real after midnight. 11:59 pm - ""I love ramen noodles"" 12:01am - ""I feel like I can trust you. I killed a man once"""
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."
"Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard."
"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Who likes a good baseball joke? How can you tell if a catcher has the shits? The pitcher got some on his balls. ;p"