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Joke of the Day
"Everyone please stop doing crimes because sirens are too noisy."
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"I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, ""Not overly racist."""
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"My Weed dealer needed to do his laundry So I sold him a dime bag of quarters, but I cut it with some canadian shit."
"A keyboard walks into a bar He orders a round of drinks fir everyone. The bartender asks him how he will be paying for the drinks. The keyboard says ""just put it on my tab."""
"I've decided to teach postcolonial theory instead of seventeenth-century poetry. Because, you know, easier Said than Donne."
"""sin"" asked ""cos"" what should they do tonight ""tan"" or ""cot""?"
"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them."