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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life"
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"Not ordering French fries counts as exercise, right?"
"5-year-old: How many pull-ups can you do? Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses? Me: Almost 1."
"If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing."
"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"
"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"
"[hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*"
"What is the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A toad says rib-it, rib-it. A horny toad says rub-it, rub-it."
"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"
"Did you hear about the preschool kidnapping? He woke up"