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Joke of the Day

"Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter"

"First they came for the people who say ""Awesome sauce,"" and I said nothing, because, frankly, those people deserve it."

"What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria? Dead parents"

"What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field. *hehehe* Credit: Laffy Taffy"

"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."

"Why was Han Solo suspicious when he first put his penis in Princess Leia? It was Luke warm"

"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."

"Girl asked me if I wanted to watch a ""romcom"" so I'm going to assume she means ""Roman Combat"" and put on Gladiator."

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."