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Joke of the Day

"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""

"Note to shelf: Thanks for keeping my stuff off the floor."

"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"Did you hear about the ice cream man that committed suicide? He topped himself."

"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching."

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !"

"The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch"

"There was a recent study that tried to pinpoint the effect that alcohol has on walking... the result was staggering."

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""