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Joke of the Day

"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"

"I have a silly friend named Oedipus... He's a stupid motherfucker."

"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."

"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""

"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"

"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."

"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."

"A Chinese guy walks into the wall with a erection And he chips his tooth"