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Joke of the Day
"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."
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"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral."
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
"People who won Darwin Awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking"
"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""
"What do you call a black man on the moon... An Astronaut!"
"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things? Rick O'Shea"
"RIP George Michael I guess this was his 'Last Christmas'. What? Too soon?"
"Job interview Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness? Me: I'm brutally honest. Interviewer: I don't think it's a weakness at all. Me: I don't give a fuck what you think."