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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well you've got it again!"
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"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."
"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"
"What is a baby bee? A little humbug."
"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."
"I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?"
"You could make a whole biopic about my life using only the infomercial footage of people unable to perform simple tasks for no reason."
"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."
"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."
"Why is K-9 another term for a dog? Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10."