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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."
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"People always tell me not to piss in the shower... ...but you know, it's difficult not to when you're taking a shit"
"Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!"
"What's the coolest answer to a multi-choice question? B)"
"How do crazy people get through the forrest? They take the psycho path."
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"If you #Calexit-ers think you hate Trump NOW... Just wait until you have to foot the bill for the Californian extension of The Wall."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""