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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake piece of spagetti? An impasta"
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"So a guy sexually lays on top n' stuff on many rolling pins and does a good job. He's on a roll!"
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"Today my wife and I marked our twenty year wedding anniversary. If I would have killed her I would be out of jail by now."
"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"
"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"
"What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"
"Facebook has a link to ""Report a Problem"" so I wrote ""I'm not very close with my father."" Now we wait I guess"
"Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal? He ran his business on a skeleton crew."
"Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force"