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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"Whenever we eat hummus my girlfriend always says to me.... HUMMUS IS YUMMUS!!!!!"

"I'm not into Russian dolls anymore. They are so fucking full of themselves."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""

"I found a place where recycling rate is 98% Reddit."

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"A Date joke When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? In the fridge where you left it! (No offense, just a joke!)"

"I want to open up a toupee shop. So when someone questions themselves about buying one, I can say, ""toupee or not toupee? That is the question."""