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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."
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"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river? The Crimea River."
"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."
"Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller? Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!"
"How are women and hurricanes alike? The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free"
"NHL Referees"