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Joke of the Day
"I'm not into Russian dolls anymore. They are so fucking full of themselves."
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"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."
"Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being."
"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."
"A man's ears were exposed to a high frequency sound... He said ""It hertz."""
"Only trust people that like big butts. They cannot lie."
"Last night after we had sex I asked my wife if she was faking it and she said ""no, I really was asleep."""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasaurass"
"A lot of people think the medical drama ""House"" is funny.... but I think it Hugh-Laurie-ious!"
"[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that"