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Joke of the Day

"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."

"Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships."

"Study what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. Because nobody is hiring in your field."

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."

"Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room"

"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."

"It was a blessing that grandpa past away peacfully in his sleep, but tragic for the passengers in his car."

"When i die i want to go peacefully like my friend in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car."

"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."