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Joke of the Day

"I once saw a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"

"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"

"Had scab soup today made it from scratch."

"What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? Carrion."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"The biggest difference between mistletoe and camel toe is the length of the kiss."

"Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well."

"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."

"This salad tastes like I'm about done with my New Year's Resolution."