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Joke of the Day
"Why did I quit my job in Mexico? It didn't peso well."
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"do you know how many Viet Nam vets it takes to change a light bulb? NO...YOU DON'T KNOW...YOU WEREN'T THERE"
"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"
"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."
"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."
"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! No, I'm just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."
"""Daddy, how are babies made?"" ""Well son, when a man and a woman have too much to drink.."""
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"What is the worst part about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."