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Joke of the Day
"Where there are 4 irishmen.... You always find a 5th"
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"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."
"I just got a really terrible circumcision What a rip-off!"
"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."
"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."
"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"
"A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity."
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."
"Y'all hear the one about the clairvoyant midget that escaped from prison? The police are searching for a small medium at large."