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Joke of the Day

"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."

"What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"What do nails like to do on the weekend? Get hammered."

"What website do southerns use to research their family tree? Incestry.com"

"Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos."

"Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos? Everybody hates Pilipinos."

"The worlds best ninjas comes from Iceland Anyone actually seen an Icelandic ninja?"

"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."

"Turns out yelling ""I can see your package through those tights!"" gets you kicked out of a ballet."

"The transformation of Facebook into MySpace is almost complete."